Liz Phair - California Lyrics
Okay, this guy walks into a barNo, i'm just, i'm just *****ing with you, i'm kiddingNo, there's this, this young bull and this old bullAnd they're standing on top of a hillAnd i tried to tell you beforeThat that's why i left californiaSo they're standing on top of this hill, right?And they're looking out over a pasture full of cowsWhole *****ing pastureAnd the young bull turns to the old bull, and he goes,"i got this really good idea."And they old bull's like, "yeah?"And i tried to tell you beforeThat that's why i left california"yeah," he's like, "yeah, yeah, i got this really good idea.Let's run down that hill and ***** one of those cows."And the old bull just looks at him, you know he's just looking at himHe's like, "look, i got a better idea."And the young bull's like, "oh yeah, what's your *****ing brilliant idea?"And the old bull goes...And i tried to tell you beforeThat that's why i left californiaAnd the old bull goes, "let's walk down that hill and ***** all of those cows, dig?"You know, like he ain't been in town long or something, i dunnoAnd i tried to tell you beforeThat that's why i left california