Liz Phair - Why I Left California Lyrics
Okay, this guy walks into a barNo, I'm just, I'm just *****ing with you, I'm kiddingNo, there's this, this young bull and this old bullAnd they're standing on top of a hillAnd I tried to tell you beforeThat that's why I left CaliforniaSo they're standing on top of this hill, right?And they're looking out over a pasture full of cowsWhole *****ing pastureAnd the young bull turns to the old bull, and he goes,"I got this really good idea."And they old bull's like, "Yeah?"And I tried to tell you beforeThat that's why I left California"Yeah," he's like, "yeah, yeah, I got this really good idea.Let's run down that hill and ***** one of those cows."And the old bull just looks at him, you know he's just looking at himHe's like, "Look, I got a better idea."And the young bull's like, "Oh yeah, what's your *****ing brilliant idea?"And the old bull goes...And I tried to tell you beforeThat that's why I left CaliforniaAnd the old bull goes, "Let's walk down that hill and ***** all of those cows, dig?"You know, like he ain't been in town long or something, I dunnoAnd I tried to tell you beforeThat that's why I left California
