Ludo - Girls On Trampolines Lyrics
They page Party Guy, he pages them back with the number wheres at, they let the phone ringTil Party Guy picks it up and says, Behind Burger KingShould they make another run? Their fake says theyre 21, theyre not sure they got enough, should they go buy more stuff?He says, Forget about the stuff, theyve got more than enough, they thought of everything, he says,CHORUSTheyve got more beer than hes ever seenAnd theyve got girls on trampolinesThey tapped ten kegs since9:15And theyve got girls on trampolinesQuoth the Party Guy, he doesnt ever lie, it sounds like their scene, but they dont have a rideSo they call Ride Guy who comes by and with a sigh he lets them in his ride (Okay!)And Drunk Guy tells Ride Guy to shut up and just drive when he asks about the stuff and about the thingBut Nice Guy kicks Drunk Guy and tells Ride Guy that Party Guy said its party-time behind Burger King, he says,REPEAT CHORUSBut Nice Guys talk of trampolines makes Drunk Guy turn green and he pukes on Jon Fee and Ride Guys ride hits a treeWhich causes Weed Guy to drop his seeds at the feet of Officer One, Officer Two and Officer ThreeAnd Officer One says, Looky here, son, I hate speeding MIPs who have seeds and hit trees,One and two wanted to beat em and kill em and eat em, but they deferred to Officer Three who said,I hear theres a shindig behind Burger KingAnd I hear theres girls on trampolinesThe tree looks fine and the drivers cleanJust give them girls on trampolinesGod bless the wisdom of Officer ThreeJust give them girls on trampolines!