M.O.D. - He's Dead Jim Lyrics
Please don't beam me down with Kirk, McCoy and SpockCause if you do, I know that you'll be dead by 1 o'clockMaybe I'll be vaporized or crushed beneath some graniteBones will look at jim and say I'm just a doctor dammitI'm an extra - on Star TrexIt's my break - on TVThe fourth man in the landing crewIt's the last you'll see of meThey didn't ask me I wanted to goAnd if they did - I would have told them NOJust because my shirt is red this doesn't have to beEvery time they beam down 4 they only beam back 3I'm an extra............So when they need men to beam down, don't be a volunteerJust stay up at the helm and help Sulu steerThe Enterprise is much more fun when Scotty runs the crewSo you beam down - I'll say aboard and have some tribal stewI'm an extra............