M.O.D. - Spandex Enormity Lyrics
Waiting here on lineSuddenly from behindShe's still a block awayWhy'd it have to be todayNow what do I seeShe recognizes meShe hugs and squeezes meShe's the Spandex EnormityShe's so sweet when she's yanking on my meatThen she yells is this trick or treatIt's too late she asks me for a dateBefore I'd ***** I'd rather masturbateSpandex, Spandex EnormityA beast sent from Hell to plague me with miseryWhat a *****ing beastHer ass alone would be a feastAnd her love drippingsContained a stench of rotted yeastThe show must go onIt's the end of meTaking up the whole front rowIt's the Spandex Enormity She's so sweet when she's yanking on my meatThen she yells is this trick or treatIt's too late she asks me for a dateBefore I'd ***** I'd rather masturbateSpandex, Spandex EnormityA beast sent from hell to plague me with miseryAs we were walking off stageYou're waiting to come backShe's got a back stage passOh noI hide my headThe sight of you I dreadHer chubby little fingers grab my assDon't talk to me, talk to Nick, talk to NickWhy does it always have to be meYou *****ing fat *****I've had enough of youTake your blubber buns and leaveShe left here in tearsFollowed by her rearI could not help she's fatShe's so sweet when she's yanking on my meatThen she yells is this trick or treatIt's too late she asks me for a dateBefore I'd ***** I'd rather masturbateSpandex, Spandex EnormityA beast sent from Hell to plague me with misery
