Machine Gun Fellatio - My Ex-Girlfriend's Boyfriend Lyrics
This is a song I wrote by mistakeWhich is niceMy ex-girlfriend's boyfriend's got a bandHe writes love songs about her, and from what I understandHe's the expert now at takin' off her clothesHe's got two songs on the radio, I wish I'd written thoseMy ex-girlfriend's boyfriend's got a bandMy ex-girlfriend's boyfriend's got a bandWrites love songs about her, even I can understandAnd he's got a certain something, I supposeHis new song's on the radio, and this is how it goesI don't want to live in this world anymoreI don't want to live in this world anymore(He doesn't want to live in this world anymore)Where will I find true love?(Where will he find true love?)My ex-girlfriend ***** on the sandA summer's day two years ago, when I was still her manI was the expert then at takin' off her clothesAnd that's all ancient history, and that's the way it goesBut I've been working on my keyboards(Yeah, right)Practicing guitarAnd taking lots of bass lessons to expand my repertoireAnd my new girlfriend, my new girlfriendMy new girlfriend, my new girlfriendMy new girlfriend, my new girlfriendMy new girlfriend, my new girlfriendMy new girlfriend, my new girlfriendMy new girlfriend, my new girlfriendMy new girlfriend's boyfriend's got a band
