Marilyn Monroe - (This Is) A Fine Romance Lyrics
HmmA fine romance, my good fellowYou take romance, I'll take jelloYou're calmer than the sealsIn the Arctic OceanAt least they flap their finsTo express emotio-ionA fine romance with no quarrelsWith no insults, and all moralsI've never mussed the creaseIn your blue serge pantsI never get the chanceThis is a fine romanceHmmA fine romance, with no kissesA fine romance, my friend, this isTo have, to have the thrillsThat a healthy crime hasWe don't have half the thrillsThat the march of time hasA fine romance, with no clinchesA fine romance, with no pinchesYou're just as hard to landAs the Ille de FranceI haven't got a chanceMy heart's not made of plasticYou're the reason I'm sarcastic'Cause this is a fine, fine romanceHah!