Marvelous 3 - Katrina Lyrics
I was the kind of kid back in schoolWho wore a members only jacket, thought he was koolThats when I met katrina, she was best friends with seshelI thought she was the one, yeah I thought she was specialI saw her in the hall about quarter til threeI said Ill take you in my nova, to the tasty freezeShe said I know all about you, more than I shouldI know all about the dirty mags you keep in the woods(chorus)So tell me how Im supposed to be when Ive been stalked by a lesbianI cant sleep a wink, and Im married to the ephedrineHow am I supposed to sleep when Ive been stalked by a lesbian nowNow dont take it light, it might seem funny to youYesterday my science project, was covered in glueSo I asked that guy seshel, was it something I saidHe said quit being so *****in paranoid, its all in your headThe way shes looking at me, I think she wants me to be,The guy that always gets shot in every movie you seeOh God shes walking this way, oh god what should I say,I hope and pray that one day shell be straight(chorus)So I was at a bar the other night and I looked across the room and theres this girl and she walks up to me and shes beautiful and she says hey, Im katrina, dude, remember me? and I freakedD oh my God I thought you looked familiar about this time this 400 *****ing pound woman walks up with katrinas face tattooed on the side of her neck, she comes waddling and says dont ***** wiGirl I looked at jabba straight in the *****ing eye and say dont worry every time I picture katrinas face its gonna be on the side of your gross, fat-assed, 3 chinned neck she says are yUpid? I say no Im just sober!**(chorus)And she beat the shit out of him
