Mc Chris - Evergreen Lyrics
On the first day of Christmas my dealer gave to meA bag of shrooms and some LSDWe snuck into the park to steal some Christmas treesBut the cops pulled up and asked us nicely to leaveWe're all *****ed up on Smirnoff eggnogWe crunch on candy canes and rev up all our chainsawsYou give us 30 and we'll tie it up at no extra costWe'll take that 30 and spend it on potWe're not too bright we flunk all of our classesGet in fights getting drunk coz we're bad kidsOur dads call us bastards mom's always plasteredWe're the closest thing to suburban gangstersCold air's what we breatheOur vests have no sleevesIt's hard to haul trees in subzero degreesWe smell like evergreensAll I want for Christmas is my two front teethAnd some mistletoe all up in this pieceMaybe a girl that's free of diseaseAnd while I'm thinking, throw in a couple of G's yeahI want my snowmobile treads to be fixedI want a ho who doesn't mind my snowsuit doesn't fitI'm just a hayseed selling trees to break treesKnow your daddy hates me it's driving you crazyEven though my nose is runny get the honey's coz I'm moneyBut I never get laid can't find my way into long undiesI don't trip, just dip, listen to countryWith my piss I write my name because I think it's funnyI'm so into this deciduous lifestyleYou see dead tree and I see a cash cowI never bargain and I never back downPut your back seat down and Ill take your ass to tree townYour daughter's giving me the eyeSo I am giving her a rideI'll put up the tree myself and put up all the lightsAs long as I get all up in her tightsAll I want for Christmas is my two front teethAnd some mistletoe all up in this pieceMaybe a girl that's free of diseaseAnd while I'm thinking, throw in a couple of G's yeahI want my snowmobile treads to be fixedI want a ho who doesn't mind my snowsuit doesn't fitI'm just a hayseed selling trees to break treesKnow your daddy hates me it's driving you crazy
