Mc Chris - Toothpick Spliffs Lyrics
I don't smoke blunts'Cause I'm frugal with my dookieI hock a loogie, spit it outThen hit the hoochiesI'm on bud like Hux comma RudyIt's my duty to get loopyOn the Buddha like it's bootieI smoke fieldsI cold ***** crapsI smoke peelsSmoke Robe cough dropsI smoke if it's greenI smoke Monopoly homesIt spices up my lifeWhen the monotony dronesI smoke bagsSmoke bailsSmoke 'till I see trailsOnly time I put it downIs when I see a femaleJust a minor detailThat will usualy passI'll hit that assHit that glass packedRight with the grassI smoke GreedoI smoke KermitI smoke the weed'Til it makes me vermitI vote third partyThat's code for get highPass the YoshiTo the left hand sideSmokey doesn't like me'Cause I burn up his treesI smoke more sesame seedsThan I was Mayor McCheeseI'm just a cancer ridden MCSeekin' pain reliefPass the marijuanaHit it, hold in, releaseCall me Dirty D 'cause the question's what the dilly*****ed up like it's whisky and I'm *****in' punkabilly***** Tennesse, I'm chumley getting chillyMC Chris smoke tooth pick spliffs, ***** a phillyI'll scrape your bongSteal roaches from your ashtrayI'll rent nice dreamsI'll rent Half BakedI'll eat a box of Frosted FlakesBecause they taste greatOnly leads to cat napsDoesn't lead to date rapeLight the incenseTurn on the blacklightSteady stressin'Let's get stoned like stalactitesBreak it out, break it upPack it the bag pipesI hit the appleAnd I ended up at Applebee'sWent to Wendy'sWent to Denny'sWent to Mickey D'sI went to CrystalWent to CastleWent where I pleasedAte more meat and cheeseThan Mr. Dom DelouiseI slept all dayAnd I got nothing accomplishedJust being honestI get paranoid and nautiousI get obnoxiousIt's not comin' at a constantIt's a pipeNot a pulpitPass it onOr get accostedCall me Dirty D 'cause the question's what the dilly*****ed up like it's whisky and I'm *****in' punkabilly***** Tennesse, I'm chumley getting chillyMC Chris smoke tooth pick spliffs, ***** a philly
