Mc Chris - Geek Lyrics
Stop pickin on me,because Im a geek.Im strange to you,youre strange to me.Well, one of these daysIm gonna pack heat,your brains on the wall,my face, my face on tv.They dissipate the pungent odor of a power holder.Sand kickers comin sixty clicks upon the sonar.Theyre gonna fold me over like a trapper keeper folder.If this was D&D, youd see me jump into a portal.Im a geek,spelled G double E K.I meet my boys in the basement about every day.A card table, comic books and cans of cokethat we blow out of our nose after a Star Wars joke.We got style:tape on our glasses, zits on our faces, and hair on our asses.Shiny shoes, belt buckles and pocket protectors,tricked out back packs like my main man Venkmans.We got problems, namely the jocks:the SUV suckers with class rings on their *****s.Otherwise known as the mother*****ers touchin the tit.If I was Wolverine, youd hear my knuckles go, snikt.Im not perfect, the before picture of Peter Parker,always trip and drop my tray in front of the girl that always sparkles.I got brains, ***** Bs and Cs,I got a grade point average higher than Hendrix on New Years Eve.Stop pickin on me,because Im a geek.Im strange to you,you're strange to me.Well, one of these daysIm gonna pack heat,your brains on the wall,my face, my face on tv.Dont ***** with a geek, just cuz he got a gift.You get in my way ***** you get a Vulcan neck pinch.One night I didnt go to sleep, up playin risk.At dawn, I won, got global dominance,but it in the hallway its completely different shit.Cant get my locker open and my pants are always split.Cant seem to catch a ride,cant ever get a date,but in my mind 7 of 9 thinks Im great.Prom night bites, primadonnas prevail.Im at home reciting lines from the Holy Grail.Stuffed nose, and some swollen glands.Never been kissed, never been holding hands,just bust my biscuits over Britney in a bubble bath.Darth Vader with inhalers in case my lungs collapse.The dragon died from heart attack, you may advance,and yo, I upped your armor class.Being a geek it aint so bad,I cant get laid, I got japanime stashed,and a mind jam packed with sci fi facts.Dreadknocks rock, dinobots kick ass!(3x)Stop pickin on me,because Im a geek.Im strange to you,youre strange to me.Well, one of these daysIm gonna pack heat,your brains on the wall,my face, my face on tv.
