Mc Chris - I Want Candy (Secret Version) Lyrics
I want candy, bubblegum and taffySkip to the sweet shop with my sweet hot SandyGot my pennies saved, so I'm her sugar daddyI'm her Hume Cronyn and she's my Jessica TandyI want candyPut it in a popSplit it wit my biddy, 50-50 down the lineKinda like close encounters of the cavity kindTalkin' licorice kisses, talkin' chocolate-dowsed smilesI want candy: I got a sugar toothPut on your shin guards, Sandy, 'cuz I wanna knock bootsLick the peppermint stick 'til the lollipop droopsGumdrops that don't stop 'til the lip locks looseBackup:Candy...Candy...I need candy, bubblegum and taffyGet in my way punk, you're gonna get your ass beat, nastyDo it 'til your dad sees, embarrass your whole familyJust because you came between a kid and his candyI need candy, any kind'll doDon't care if it's nutritious or FDA approvedIt's gonna make me spaz like bobcats on boozeA hyperactive juice that only I can produce, that fuels a giant drillThat bores straight into hellReleasin' ancient demons from their sleep forever spellSo they can walk upon the earth and get resituatedAnd hawk the diet pills MC Pee Pants has createdI need candy, want some candy, eat candy 'til I'm deadI'll kill you for some candy, give me candy, candy-headWhere you keepin' all the candy? Who made you candy king?If you don't give me some candy, I will make the ladies singBackup:Candy in the mornin', candy on the way to schoolCandy at school, at lunch, and the afternoonCandy at school, on the way home from schoolCandy at dinner, at dinner, and thenMess up the mixMix up the messCome on down, yoHere's the address:Said 612 Wharf AvenueRight next to the gentlemen's club