Mc Chris - MC Chris Ownz Lyrics
MC Chris ownzI wanna go to an MC Chris showBut he doesn't tour, so in the meantimeI'm gonna memorize all of his rhymesI spell word with a threeName's MCOther rappers flow weakLike window unit AC'sLatins on my penisJapanese on they kneesI love all the ladiesAs long as they eighteenI got bling up the yingA plethora of PorschesI'll say anything'Cause my mouth is remorselessEven the source saysMy hip hop's a vortexLeave horseheads on doorstepsMy mic checks cost CorvettesThe strobe light explodes whiteAs I step on the floorThe barkeep knows the codeSo he throws me a Stroh'sWeak MC's decompose'Cause they know I can flowLike wessel comma zamThrough corruscant corridorsHumidors filled with stogesFilled with droLike Nine-Oh-Two-One-OhIs filled with the word bro***** the lexicon of octagonsI'm all about goThese amateurs got cathedersI'm all about pro'sMC Chris ownzI wanna go to an MC Chris showBut he doesn't tour, so in the meantimeI'm gonna memorize all of his rhymesI'm lit like a branch davidianOr what's left of the lithiumIn Cobain's craniumI fill Wimbly StadiumOnce bitten, twice shyCall it pyromaniaWhen I roll up in KashyykI roll three Jedi'sThe fleet of peeps that I creepAll got vest's underneathThere's no need to believeIn the heat that I keepOr the swears that I *bleep*Of the heiresses I freakIt's embarrising to meI'm like kerosene it seemsOr D-R-E-W B with incendiary schemesBlowin' up, makin' creamI am just like Howard DeanWhen I screamI get redI get meanCan't believe you be buyingWhat I be shucking and jiving***** it if I am the next big thingWith promotional tie-insI am just cartoon making rapperYou think I'm lyingEverybody bust a moveLike it is that rave in ZionMy self aggradizing and deprecationKeeps 'em guessingCall my venus flytrap'Cause my DJ's Howard HessmanWord 'em up, yoWord 'em up, yoI just let the rap gameOut of a choke holdMC Chris ownzI wanna go to an MC Chris showBut he doesn't tour, so in the meantimeI'm gonna memorize all of his rhymes
