Miracle of Sound - Niko It’s Your Cousin Lyrics
Niko it's your cousin!Why don't you take me bowling...I came into this countryTo leave a life of troubleBut ever since since I got here manMy blood pressure has doubledThese promises of freedomAnd mammary attractionsTurned out to be a bunch of crapAnd misleading distractionsMy cousin is an idiotHe’s always in a messAnd cleaning up his problemsIs a constant source of stressAnd every time I’m on a jobHe won’t leave me aloneEvery hour every minute manHe rings my bloody phone...Niko it’s your cousin!Why don’t you take me bowling!And afterwards we’ll go get drunkAnd go a rock-n-rolling!Cousin, it’s your cousin!Let’s get a Bleeder Burger!And wash away the taste of allThat carnage, crime & murderNiko it’s your cousinWhy don’t you take me bowling...Roman what the hell!Now is really not the time...I’m kind of in the middle ofA quite demanding crimeI’m driving like a maniacI’m on a high speed chaseAnd you want me to desistSo you can stuff your fatty face?Why don’t you phone these copsAnd tell them to calm downMaybe then I’ll have the timeTo ferry you aroundI’ll phone you when it’s overIf I don’t hit a wallAnd then I’ll show you just whereYou can stick your bowling ballsNiko it’s your cousin!Why don’t you take me bowling!And afterwards we’ll go get drunkAnd go a rock-n-rolling!Cousin, it’s your cousin!Let’s get a Bleeder Burger!And wash away the taste of allThat carnage, crime & murder