Monty Python - Brave Sir Robin Lyrics
Bravely bold Sir Robin rode forth from CamelotHe was not afraid to die, O brave Sir RobinHe was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty waysBrave, brave, brave, brave Sir RobinHe was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulpOr to have his eyes gouged out and his elbows brokenTo have his kneecaps split and his body burned awayAnd all his limbs hacked and mangled, brave Sir RobinHis head smashed in and his heart cut outAnd his liver removed and his bowels unpluggedAnd his nostrils raped and his bottom burnt off and his penis...He is brave Sir Robin,Brave Sir Robin who...To fight and...............Brave Sir Robin ran awayBravely, ran away...away...When danger reared its ugly headHe bravely turned his tail and fledYes, brave Sir Robin turned aboutAnd gallantly he chickened outBravely talking to his feetHe beat a very brave retreatBravest of the brave, Sir Robin