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Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis,

Isn't it frightfully good to have

a dong?

It's swell to have a stiffy,

It's divine to own a dick,

>From the tiniest little tadger,

To the world's biggest prick.

So three cheers for your Willy

or John Thomas,

Hooray for your one-eyed

trouser snake,

Your piece of pork, your wife's

best friend,

Your Percy or your *****,

You can wrap it up in ribbons,

You can slip it in your sock,

But don't take it out in public,

Or they will stick you in the dock,

And you won't come back

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