Monty Python - Eric The Half A Bee Lyrics
A-one, a-two, a-one, two, three, four(Spoken):Half-a-bee, philosophicallyMust ipso-facto half not-be.But half the bee, has got to beeVis-a-vis its entity ... d'you see?But can a bee be said to beOr not to be an entire beeWhen half the bee is not a beeDue to some ancient injury?Singing...La di di, a-one-two-threeEric The Half-A-BeeA-B-C-D-E-F-GEric The Half-A-BeeIs this a-wretched demi-beeHalf asleep upon my kneeSome freak from a managerie?NO! It's Eric The Half-A-Bee!A-fiddle-di-dum, a-fiddle-di-deeEric The Half-A-BeeHo-ho-ho, tee-hee-heeEric The Half-A-BeeI love this hive employ-e-eBisected accidentallyOne summer afternoon by meI love him carnallyHe loves him carnallySemi-carnally. The end.(Spoken):Cyril Connolly?No, semi-carnallyOh(Sings): Cyril Connolly(whistles