Monty Python - Every Sperm Is Sacred Lyrics
There are Jews in the world, there are BuddhistsThere are Hindus, and Mormons, and thenThere are those that follow Mohammed butI've never been one of them.I'm a Roman CatholicAnd have been since before I were bornAnd the one thing they say about Catholics isThey'll take you as soon as you're warmYou don't have to be a six footerYou don't have to have a great brainYou don't have to have any clothes onYou're a Catholic the moment Dad cameBecauseEvery sperm is sacredEvery sperm is greatIf a sperm is wastedGod gets quite irateEvery sperm is sacredEvery sperm is greatIf a sperm is wastedGod gets quite irateLet the heathen spill theirsOn the dusty groundGod shall make them payFor each sperm that can't be foundEvery sperm is wantedEvery sperm is goodEvery sperm is neededIn your neighborhoodHindu, Taoist, MormonSpill theirs just anywhereBut God loves those who treat theirSemen with more careEvery sperm is sacredEvery sperm is greatIf a sperm is wastedGod gets quite irateEvery sperm is sacredEvery sperm is goodEvery sperm is neededIn your neighborhoodEvery sperm is usefulEvery sperm is fineGod needs everybody'sMine, and mine, and mineLet the pagans spill theirsO'er mountain, hill and plainGod shall strike them down forEach sperm that's spilt in vainEvery sperm is sacredEvery sperm is goodEvery sperm is neededIn your neighborhoodEvery sperm is sacredEvery sperm is greatIf a sperm is wastedGod gets quite irate
