Monty Python - I Like Chinese Lyrics
The world to day seems absolutly crackerswith nuclear bombs to blow us all sky hightheres fools and idiots sitting on the trainIts depressing, and its sensless, and thats whyI like ChineeseI like ChineeseThey only come up to your kneesYet they're always friendly, and ready to pleaseI like ChineeseI like ChineeseThere's 900 million of them in the world todayYou better learn to like them thats what I sayI like ChineeseI like ChineeseThey come from a long way overseasBut they're cute and they're cuddly, and they're ready to pleaseI like Chineese foodThe waiters are never rudeThink of the many things they've done to impressThere's Maoism, Dowism, Eching and chessI like ChineeseI like ChineeseI like their tiny little treatsTheir Zen, their ping-pong, their Ying and YangeezeI like Chineese thoughtsThe wisdom that Confucious taughtIf Darwin has anything to shout aboutThe Chineese were survivors, without any doubtSo, I like ChineeseI like ChineeseThey only come up to your kneesYet they're wise and they're witty and they're ready to please--All together now--While I jump aroundWhile I jump aroundWhile I jump around{unknown Chineese?}I like ChineeseI like ChineeseTheir food is gaurenteed to please{again! Unknown Chineese}I like ChineeseI like ChineeseI like their tiny little treatsTheir Zen, their ping-pong, their Ying and Yangeeze.
