Monty Python - Medical Love Song Lyrics
Inflammation of the foreskinReminds me of your smile.I've had ballanital chancroidsFor quite a little while.I gave my heart to NSUThat lovely night in June.I ache for you, my darling,And I hope you get well soon.My penile warts, your herpes,My syphilitic sores.Your moenelial infection,How I miss you more and more.Your dobie's itch, my scrumpox,Our lovely gonnorrhea,At least we both were lying,When we said that we were clear.Our syphilitic kisses,Sealed the secret of our tryst.You gave me scrotal pustules,With a quick flick of your wrist.Your trichovaginitisSent shivers down my spine;I got snail tracks in my anusWhen your spirochetes met mine.Gonoccocal urethritis, streptococcalballinitis, meningo myelitis,diplococcal cephalitis, epididimitis,interstitial keratitis, syphiliticchoroiditis, and antertior u-ve-i-tis.My clapped out genitaliaIs not so bad for me,As the complete and utter failureEvery time I try to pee.My doctor says my buboesAre the worst he's ever seen,My scrotum's painted orangeAnd my balls are turning green.My heart is very tenderThough my parts are awful raw,You might have been infectedBut you never were a bore.I'm dying of your love, my loveI'm your spirochaetal clown,I've left my body to scienceBut I'm afraid they've turned it down.Gonoccocal urethritis, streptococcalballinitis, meningo myelitis,diplococcal cephalitis, epididimitis,interstitial keratitis, syphiliticchoroiditis, and antertior u-ve-i-tis
