Morcheeba - Women Lose Weight Lyrics
What a surpriserOpen your eyes, aWoman advisorThe name of this entertainement isWomen lose weightOur first years of mariage everything was just greatBut after two kidsAnd a weight gain factorThe fact isNow shes completely unattractiveLook fat chicksI dont mean to sound rudeI tell her nice hit the gymAnd dont eat so much foodBut noYour shallowYou need to run the course of unconditionnal love and so forthBut how if desires is not thereThats just delaymentDivorce is, child support, alimony paymentsMy happiness I doubt discouragedSo hurry for an easier way out of this marriageMeanwhile my secretary june well groomedWhen you gonna leave your wifeI tell her soon mommy soon I assumeOr my destiny is blueInterestinglyThe only thing left for me to do is to kill herWhat a surpriserOpen your eyes, aWoman advisorIm gonna have to kill herOf course theres laws which enforces divorcesSend that ass right to the morgue missMy plans against or shenanigansKinda ran thinKnowin nothing about poisoningAnd I cant swimBad intentions pumpingMight as well become numbCut her lungs or the obvious robbery gone wrongBut the catch is do I have the nerve to dispatch thisWho can I get to help me murder this fat chickI guess Ill have to play a dude robbin on wednesdayThe day she usually goes food shoppingAnyway long story short hit the side of her chryslerAnd sent her clean over the dividerYou bastard she said as the wreck went tumblin down the hillI thought she has to be deadLater on get a call(from a) lieutenant orourke(had me) leapin like a frogWe need you at the morgueSo I selfishly persueBoohoo there was nothing else for me to do I had to kill herWhat a surpriserOpen your eyes, aWoman advisorCmon yall know I had to kill herOf course theres laws which enforces divorcesSend that ass right to the morgue missKill herWhat a surpriserOpen your eyes, aWoman advisorCmon yall know I had to kill herOf course theres laws which enforces divorcesSend that ass right to the morgue missSo you mean to tell me officer you dont have no clue who did this hit and runNo sir we dont have no clues right nowThis is terrible what am I gonna tell the kids?Pull yourself together sirIm so broken up inside I just cant believe thisI understand, I understandCatch the person who did thisWere gonna try sirPleaseScreamin who done took my heart acting shakin up a lotAt the funeral though everyone was lookin at me odd like I did itLike I was the reason my mates slain murmuringI heard he was displeased with her weight gainWhile my secretary sort of a sexy blonde cant cookAll she does is order from restaurantsAll of the sex you wantI doubt could adress, clothes not washed proper and house look a mess andTalkin to detectives that was waitin outsideHow I took a long lunch break day the wife diedI darn near turned paleAnd because of betrayal they indicted me, and gave me an impossible bailGood fortune to anyone admiring the rawtentMoral of the story isDesire is importantSo watch your weightItll keep you mate smitten its a givenThough looking back I realised I didnt have to kill herWhat a surpriserOpen your eyes, aWoman advisorI didnt have to kill herOf course theres laws which enforces divorcesSend that ass right to the morgue missI killed herWhat a surpriserOpen your eyes, aWoman advisorI didnt have to kill herOf course theres laws which enforces divorcesSend that ass right to the morgue missWell there you have itKeep thin trimKeep your mariage healthyDo you know what I mean?Small message from morcheeba and slick rick the rulerPeace
