Mustard Plug - Average Guy Lyrics
I work at the 7-11, That's how I get all my pay. Sometimes I work all the night, Sometimes I work all the day. I sell junk to all of my friends, I sell almost everything. Pizza pies and chicken pies, Even eraseable pens. I'm just an average guy, Every day I risk my life. Please don't kill me tonight, There's just a twenty in the register, alright? Strange things happen to me every day, My boss says you just learn to say: All I do is wait and wait and pray: "Will I make it through another hectic day?" Every hour I super sceme my life, My parents wondering if I was raised up right. I got three cameras to film the bloody sight Of people who may just murder me tonight. I'm just an average guy, Every day I risk my life. Please don't kill me tonight, There's just a twenty in the register, alright? My work also has it's benefits, I get to watch people rob all that they can fit Into their coats and pockets with hand Because no one is afraid of the 7-11 man. Cokes, jelly beans, and bagels so right, Candy bars and chewing gum all through the night. Six more hours the sun will rise And I'm just a working man who wants to survive. I'm just an average guy, Every day I risk my life. Please don't kill me tonight, There's just a twenty in the register, alright?
