Mustard Plug - Too Stoopid Lyrics
The first time I saw you you said you were drunk, too much beer, or soyou thunk. A night of drinking had clouded your head, and in anotherday you wouldn't know what you said. You said you were sorry as youdrooled on my shoe, and I just laughed at one sight of you. Youcouldn't walk straight and you slurred when you spoke, and I thoughtit was just a joke.I want to love you but you're too damn stoopid, I want to love you butyou're just plain dumb. I want to love you but you're head's full ofair, you're stone dumb but I don't care.Well the second time I saw you you said you were sick, strong coughsyrup and many of it. Stomach cramps and a blistering fever, i carverdyour thoughts like a butcher's cleaver. your ? you said it yourself.You needed some rest, you felt like hell. All your medication had madeyou slow, but it was yourself, how was I to know?I want to love you but you're too damn stoopid, I want to love you butyou're just plain dumb. I want to love you but you're head's full ofair, you're stone dumb but I don't care.The third time I saw you you hadn't slept a wink, not enough Zs youjust couldn't think. You tossed and turned the whole night long, andwhen you awoke the world seemed wrong. It was much too early, youreyes were lead, you said you felt like the living dead. Sleepdeprivation was the word today, but how should i have known you werealways this way?I want to love you but you're too damn stoopid, I want to love you butyou're just plain dumb. I want to love you but you're head's full ofair, you're stone dumb but I don't care.The last time i saw, you had nothing to claim, you couldn't think fastenough to even explain. I looked into you eyes and could see yourteeth. It's strange enough, what you're saying to me...a rocketscientist you will never be, you'll never be a master of philosophy.But dumb as you are, I can plain to see, it doesn't take a brain tosee what you mean to me!I want to love you but you're too damn stoopid, I want to love you butyou're just plain dumb. I want to love you but you're head's full ofair, you're stone dumb but I don't care
