NOFX - Anarchy Camp Lyrics
I got an invitation to anarchy campThere will be twistin, fistin, biting, fighting all in an eveningThe soundtrack will go multi platinumBarbecue a boca while the effigies burnYou may not wanna stay to see how we take care of a turncoatChristinas kinda far away so come a long with meWe can dance and trip and be anarchistsWe gotta get the manual and put it in the oven til it cooksThen were gonna take the ashes to the wassailAnd use them to spike the punchRules of anarchy camp: reckless abandonment, random acts of dumbness will be rewardedIf you see somebody taking charge, youll be expected to beat themCuz everyone whos no one, will be participatingNo one who is someone, will ever get to know the joys of anarchism, destruction of the systemSo come along with us salad days and nights on the anarchaic busWere gonna pick up indigents and crusties and a half a dozen nutsAnd were never coming homeUnderwater basket-weaving (we got some arts and crafts)Meth-amphetamine symposiums (they last a couple days)African killer spelling bees (you better get it right)Bowling in ice hockey rinks (of course checking is allowed)Anarchy camps never inert (you think we dont know that its)Not much fun til someone gets hurt (our only motto)So were greasing up the rusty vert rampTime to make some reservations for next years