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NOFX - Xmas Has Been X’ed Lyrics

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  • It's funny how some fables became historic
  • When the authors clearly wrote them to be metaphoric
  • But people will believe anything if it's written
  • Especially in stone or ancient scroll
  • December 25th has been blacklisted
  • Since Dawkins found the proof Jesus never existed
  • It was the last thing anyone ever expected
  • Xmas has been X'd
  • No colored lights, no shopping sprees
  • No more presents under dead trees
  • St. Nick is dead but we don't grieve
  • We celebrate the last Christmas Eve
  • Jesuits are slowly turning Dianetic
  • Protestants increasingly become agnostic
  • Pentecostal churches are hanging pentagrams
  • Priests and Nuns are molesting each other
  • Methodists and Baptists are claiming Buddhist
  • Evangelicals surprisingly are Nudist
  • But mostly everyone is trying to become Jew
  • Cuz Easter's canceled too
  • No more egg hunts, no Sunday mass
  • Fridays are fair, Wednesdays don't ash
  • They canceled lent and slowed down fast
  • Enjoy Christmas cuz it's your last
  • No shopping sprees (don't worry son)
  • No more presents (We don't need christ) under dead trees (We got eight nights)
  • St. Nick is dead (we got mitzvah) but we don't grieve (The're all canceled)
  • We celebrate (our hanukah) the last Christmas eve

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