NOFX - Blasphemy (The Victimless Crime) Lyrics
I'll throw a pie in the face of pietyI'll torch a torah right off a bridgeI am a reverend of irreverenceI'm a shill for any sacrilegeI understand that faith in a deityHelps the masses who are having hard timesBut blasphemy like prostitutionAre clearly victimless crimesBlasphemy, blasphe-you, Jesus Christ the blackest JewBlasphe-you, blasphemy, poisonous pedagogyI'm an unbeliever, I'm a hereticI'm gonna projectile puke off a pewI'm a trouble making immature impI'm gonna turn your other cheek for youI understand we all need something to believe inI believe I'll never be given wings andI'm sorry if it's up there cuz I didn't thinkA song was gonna hurt its feelingsBlasphemy, speaking deadpanApparently this god has got a master planNow they call foul, pure heresyBut ya gotta wonder, does he have a plan B?Horus similar to Mithra, Attis analogous to KrishnaJesus, different name same storyAll based on ancient Egyptian allegoryMy position hasn't been occultedIt can never be more overstatedMy intelligence has been insultedSo my tongue lashes out in defenseAnything that is your holy or sacredI'm gonna desecrate and use in jestBut you'll never hear a crack about MohammedCuz I don't wanna get shot in the chestBlasphemy, isn't this funRob a rabbi, bugger a nunBlasphemy, want some more?Mother Mary, the virgin whore