NOFX - Cokie The Clown Lyrics
All the way from Palm Springs, just out of detoxShow him a warm welcome, let's get some applauseGreetings all, helloWelcome to my showI'm sure you'll have fun Watching me juggle8 balls at one timeI'm no *****ing mimeI play practical jokesThis squirting flowerThat wasn't flour That blew up your noseIt's my special blend Of Ex, Coke and KYou should be okay In several hoursHe's got oversized shoes, and ill fitting clothesThat is real blood dripping from his fake red noseI'm Cokie the ClownI will trip you down Those 12 giant stepsI brought you all presentsAgainst good judgmentBut being a good hostYou all have been dosedThe kettle corn's been lacedThe fudge has been linedYou're having a great timeBut you might not recall From rohypnol In the lemonadeCokie homemadeHe's the happiest clown with the biggest frownHe's Cokie the Clown