NOFX - Creeping Out Tegan Lyrics
I was backstage at a festival in GermanyTalking to a cute, fair-skinned brunetteI asked her if she wanted to have a beer and if she liked our setI noticed that her hair was longer in the backI figured that's cuz she's CanadianThat's why I was surprised when she told me that she was kinda lesbianThat's when I realized it was Tegan or maybe it was SaraI'm pretty sure that it was TeganCuz Johnny Sampson said she was the cooler oneI told her that I was a big fan of her bandShe asked me if I had a favorite songI admitted that I never actually heard them but I like k.d. langI told her this Jew knows about the Juno'sAnd how they got robbed three times in a rowAnd then I asked her if she knew of anyone who's selling pills or blowThat's when I creeped out Tegan or maybe I just pissed herOff when I asked her if her sister and her had ever had a threesomeWhere they both ganged up on one girl, a forgy or a fivesomeDo they think strap-ons are groovy, and had they ever seen the movieBound and did they like Jennifer Tilly? Did they like Jennifer Tilly?Tegan said she preferred Gina Gershon, Angelina JolieIn the "Gia" movie that was on HBOAnd "If These Walls Could Talk" made Sara cry a lotAfter that I forgot what she saidThat's the problem with Klonopin, so many things I don't rememberBut I got a sinking feeling, I think she might be vegan And I think I creeped out Tegan, I was creeping out on TeganI hope it wasn't Sara, cause (Matt) Skiba said she is the cooler one