NOFX - One Way Ticket To *****neckville Lyrics
No sleep 'till *****neckvilleIt's kinda funny, you may not realize it untilPhone calls stop, can't get laidYou find out where the parties were some time the next dayOne way ticket to seclusionNow you lose it allOne way ticket to alienationYou're an inside jokeIs everybody supposed to beImpressed with your abilityTo make us feel less significant than you?We're all chippin in to purchase youA one way first class ticket out of townMillions sold, mega starThere's a million *****s with ten million guitarsEnjoy it now, soon it endsSuddenly you find yourself without any friendsOne way ticket to isolationYou can hang with youYou've been given a citationFor excessive social faux pas and obnoxiousnessGo ahead keep telling us your15 minute stories aboutWhat you had for breakfast and for lunchWe're all chippin in for one big humble pieWe're gonna smash it in your faceGo ahead tell us about yourLast week sold out concertAnd how your new record's gonna top the chartsWe don't care about your expensesWe just wanna have a laugh at your expense