NOFX - Shower Days Lyrics
In the morning I awakeI feel my bladder about to breakI scratch my balls I rub my eyesJust feeling lousyMy girlfriend tells me thatIts time to take a bathI say, no, not today, its only tuesdayOnce every 24 hoursIm supposed to take a showerThats not the way I do itDo it do itPersonal hygiene is the last thing on my mindI dont want to do itDo it do itIt doesnt make a difference to meEveryday I do the same old thingSo why should I have to be clean?Those dreaded wednesdays and saturdaysAlso known as shower daysI hate them