NOFX - The Moron Brothers Lyrics
Talking about the moron bros, tattooed fingers,Tattooed toesTheyre idiots, losers, theyre scumTaking advantage of everyoneYoure a dog, theyre your fleasDoing everything they can to spread diseaseTheyll take your beer, theyll take your drugsLeave with you microscopic bugsTheir company is something you wont missWhen your icetrays are filled with pissThey are the moron brothersDont get along with othersTheyll whine, theyll *****, theyll ***** you if youre richTheyll leach, theyll latch, they are the itch you cantScratchDo do do do do do do do da do do do do etc.Theyll ink your face, tape your eyelids closedTabascos in your mouth,Theres mustard up your noseWhen your head is shaved youll think the worst hasPassedJust try to move your legTheyve put you in a castThey are the moron brothersDont get along with othersThey may not go down in historyBut theyll go down on your sister