NOFX - What's The Matter With Parents Today? Lyrics
Mom and dad, howd ya get so rad. when exacly did you get so hipWearing tenage clothes youre always coming to my showsAnd telling me that I should mellow outIts absurd, youre singin everywordYour not supposed to like my band, things I like you dont understandSo please put down down the roman coke, thats not behavior for old folkCant we just bang out on holidaysDad and mum, what planet are you fromAnd what convinced you to pack up and leaveDoing drugs and asking me for hugs, whats the matter with parents todayNot again, when will it endDads dressing like motley crue and why moms hair dyed bright blueThere staying out till 2 or 3 and then having sex publiclyI tought the apple fell far from treeMom and dad I think you ought, to quit so much potAnd hanging with my friendsLaying round on the couch with my misfits records outSofly bangin your headsMaybe its just a passing phaseWhats the matter with my parents these days