Nekromantix - I Kissed A Ghoul Lyrics
Saturday night, hanging out, at the local diveWhat was meant to be 1 drink turned into 2... 3, 4, 5Nothing much was going on, the place was pretty much dead,My buddy said "this joint suck, I'm going home to bed"That's when I saw her, sitting in the barShe was quite attractive, yet extremely bizarre,I told my friend "I'll stick around, for at least another shot"I couldn't get my eyes off her, my god she was so friggen hotI downed my jagger bomb and by then I could hardly standNo wonder my bar-tap is close to a grandI was trying to come up with the perfect pick up lineAnd to impress her I ordered the most expensive red wine"Hey babe, what's up, are you single or do you have a guy?""Well at least tell me your name", still she didn't replyI put my arm around her, she didn't resist or say noThat's when I knew the deal was sealed, oh boy she was ready to goI kissed a ghoul and I liked itI kinda liked the bitter taste of her rotten upper lipI kissed a ghoul I won't deny itI hope my girlfriend won't find out, I know she will tripSunday, Monday, happy days, Tuesday went byI couldn't get her out of my head, I don't know whyI looked for her everywhere, I even searched the mallTrying to track down my dead booty callThat's when my girlfriend, she was on to meShe was out of control, more deadly than a killer beeI tried to calm her down, but she was mad as *****Said she hoped I dropped dead, or got hit by a truckI kiss a ghoul and I love itNo more girlfriend, she pushed me off a cliffI make out with a ghoul, I won't deny itNow I'm a happy corpse, dating a stiff