Newton Faulkner - He Was A Professional Lyrics
[Chorus 1:]He was a professional dog food taster but no-one would believe himThey thought he might be a spy but in reality he was quite boringHe worked for all the major companiesHe worked his way up the dog food chain, he was a professional[Verse 1:]He worked so hard, he never found the time for friends, he never socialisedHe felt so alone 'cause when he talked about his job, people though he told them liesNobody could believe...[Chorus 2:]He was a professional dog food taster but no-one would believe himThey thought he might be a spy but in reality he was quite boringHe worked for all the major companiesHe worked his way up the dog food chain, he was a professional[Verse 2:]One day cross the bar, he caught the eye of a girl he did not recogniseWhen he asked her what she did for work, well the answer came as a very big surpriseIt was hard to believe[Chorus 3:]She was a professional dog food taster, she totally believed himPeople thought she might be a spy but in reality she was quite boringShe worked for all the major companiesShe worked her way up the dog food chain, she was a professional[Bridge:]They fell in love and love is all they ever wantedThey're the same, no-one could believeThey bought a big house in country for the kidsAnd they they opened their own dog food factory[Chorus 4:]They were both professional dog food tasters, but no-one would believe themPeople thought they might both be spies but in reality they were quite boringThey worked for all the major companiesThey worked their way up the dog food chain
