Nick Mason - I'm A Mineralist Lyrics
Here's a shocking revelation for you voyeursSuch a heinous deviation, there are no curesI'm a mineralist, I'm a mineralistJUst the thought of ironing gives me spasms of lustI creep up to hold wrecked cars and lick off the rustI'm a mineralist, I'm a mineralistMother used to try to metal in my affairsKeep your nose up off that grindstone, people will stareGet the lead out of your pants and change your underwearI've been stealing baby bottles since I was bornI'll go blind from balling bearings, doctors have warnedI like making out with steel-rimmed glasses more than hornedErik Satie gets my rocks off, Cage is a dreamPhilip Glass is mineralist to the extremeI like tickling ivories and fingering stonesWhen my mercury goes up I play with my bonePeople take for granite my pervversion is wrongI'm not harming anyone by beating my gongI'm a mineralist, I'm a mineralistI'll make love to minerals as long as I canAnd in fifty years I'll be a jaded old manI'm a mineralistI'm a mineralistI'm a mineralist, I'm a mineralist-------------------------------------------------------+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+Eric Wincentsen267@ef.gc.maricopa.eduGlendale Community College, Glendale, Arizona "Give me ten wheels for Jesus!" -Elvis Hitler+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-
