O.L.D. - Wisdom Lost LyricsWhere are my dentures...I can't find my dentures...Where are my dentures...I really need my dentures...Where are my dentures...What the ***** are dentures?Where are my dentures..I can't find my dentures...[Repeat verse]I can't remember anything!!!Oh, when I was but a ladI was as sharp as a tackBut now I'm old and I can't seemTo remember where I put myThings... why me?I mean - I'm supposed to be wise..I'm old, I'm supposed to be wiseNow, what was I looking for?Oh yeah! My bowling ballWell, what do you knowIt's right here - you seeI'm not senileI found my bowling ballI FOUND MY BOWLING BALL!!