Ordinary Boys - Little ***** Lyrics
One, twoIf you ever hear a noise in the night your body starts to sweatIt shakes and shivers in frightYou go and sleep with your mother, she hates you gutsShe knows that you love her so she holds you tightAll through the night, until the broad daylightAnd when she doesn't come home you have to sleep aloneThen you wet your bed, and I think that's sadFor a girl of nineteen it's more than sad, it's obsenseOne, twoAnd your girlfriend sweet little seventeenShe's got her layered hair, and her flared jeansYou know what that means? She's just a little queenShe shares your London flat, she thinks that London's where it's at,although it stinksAnd when it rains you wear your hat, and your plum coloured PVCwet look maxi-macYou tie your ginger hair back in a bunYou're the ugliest creature under the sunOne, two, goAnd you think it's about time that you died, and I agree,So you decide on suicideYou tried but you never quite carried it offYou only wanted to die in order to show offAnd if you think you're gonna bleed all over me, you're even wrongerthat you'd normally beAnd the only things you want to see are kitschThe only thing you want to be is richYour little pink up-pointed nose begins to twitchI know, you know, you're just a little *****.One, two