Pansy Division - *****sucker Club Lyrics
Hes thought about it for a long long timeAbout being attracted to his own kindHes ready to take those fantasiesAnd make them into something realAnd finally do all the thingsHes been dreaming ofHes joining the *****sucker clubTo not have to pretend he was drunkWhen he seduced his roommate on his bunkHe might be bi, he might be gayBut he knows hes finally ready to saySome of the thingsHes constantly thinking ofBy joining the *****sucker clubSo lick lick lick suck suck suckUnroll the condoms and ***** ***** *****Down on your knees, giving good headDo it on your parentsqueen-size bedIn high school hed spend hundreds of hoursFantasizing about boys in the showersBilly was hung, Rick was thickDaniel had a most upstanding dickBut Eric was the one with extra yardage to loveBy joining the *****suck clubSo lick lick lick slurp slurp slurpDo it though your jaws start to hurtThe taste and feel of a dick thats newIs a fun activity to pursueHes thought about it for a long long timeAbout being attracted to his own kindHes finally facing what it meanswhen another boy causes a lump in your jeansTaking the plungeGoindown for loveHes joining the *****sucker clubHes ready for the *****sucker clubHes a member of the *****sucker club
