Pansy Division - The *****sucker Club Lyrics
He´s thought about it for a long long timeAbout being attracted to his own kindHe´s ready to take those fantasiesAnd make them into something realAnd finally do all the thingsHe´s been dreaming ofHe´s joining the *****sucker clubTo not have to pretend he was drunkWhen he seduced his roommate on his bunkHe might be bi, he might be gayBut he knows he´s finally ready to saySome of the thingsHe´s constantly thinking ofBy joining the *****sucker clubSo lick lick lick suck suck suckUnroll the condoms and ***** ***** *****Down on your knees, giving good headDo it on your parents´queen-size bedIn high school he´d spend hundreds of hoursFantasizing about boys in the showersBilly was hung, rick was thickDaniel had a most upstanding dickBut eric was the one with extra yardage to loveBy joining the *****suck clubSo lick lick lick slurp slurp slurpDo it though your jaws start to hurtThe taste and feel of a dick that´s newIs a fun activity to pursueHe´s thought about it for a long long timeAbout being attracted to his own kindHe´s finally facing what it meansWhen another boy causes a lump in your jeansTaking the plungeGoin´down for loveHe´s joining the *****sucker clubHe´s ready for the *****sucker clubHe´s a member of the *****sucker club
