Patent Pending - All-Star Hipster Lyrics
Well you can find him at a Starbucks writing a scriptHe's got a waxed mustache and suspenders on his hipsHe got them five dollar shoes and a brand new Mac Book20 dollar hair gel, fresh out of the bed lookDJ dive bar, old bike, no carJudge you while you're drinking if it isn't PBRTells the girls that he's political, just comes of egotisticalThree watches on his wrist man, they all digitalSoy milk, soy beans, all soy everythingYou wanna talk indie man, he can tell you anythingPitchfork media, his encyclopediaCareful calculation, definition of BohemiaMembers only jacket, doesn't matter what the weather, doesn't care how good the movie is the book is always betterCause he don't try so fly, steal the neighbors wifiThe records never good enough, he only like the old stuffChorusThere goes that O.G suburban drifter, professional thrifter, full time craig's lister. he's an all-star hipsterHe don't need no filter posting pictures, yeah, he's an all-star hipsterWell she's been rocking toms since before it was coolAnd if this scene was academic she'd be running the schoolShe likes that throwback, hardcore, ink above the kneeVintage tee from cb'sShe be running this scene like an ellipticalSo ***** your digi-download you know she want that physicalSeven inch wax, b-side rare track and a Brooklyn boy with a crewneck and fanny packYou're too hardcore, you're too pop-punk, play some dub-step baby so I can shake my junkAnd everyone's excited about this band that's blowing upAnd all you wanna talk about is how you knew em' growing upLike 'yeah they used to play in my basement or whatever but they totally sold out' whateverChorusO.G suburban drifter, professional thrifter, full time craig's lister. she's an all-star hipsterShe don't need no filter posting pictures, yeah, she's an all-star hipsterAll night, go hardMetro gold cardJersey for the weekend, playing bocce in the front yardL-Train to downtownKaraoke throwdownOld school jams, it's the only way to get downFull house marathonGot his uncle Jesse on acid washed jeans, tight shirtHe got his mullet on for hipster girls to notice himTo find his Becky DonaldsonHis favourite line rehearsed he say 'baby have mercy'ChorusThere goes that O.G suburban drifter, professional thrifter, full time craig's lister. he's an all-star hipsterHe don't need no filter posting pictures, yeah, he's an all-star hipster, yeah, she's an all-star hipster, yeah, he's an all-star hipster, yeah, she's an all-star hipster
