Paul Austin Kelly - Randall The Vandal Lyrics
Randall the VandalWords & Music by P.A. KellyI'm going to write a poem on the bathroom wall!Oh, that's not cool!I'm going to spray graffiti on the old town hall!Oh, that's not cool!REFRAIN:Who taught you that?Don't you go to school?Oh, Randall the VandalWhy are you such a fool?What you think is funnyWe all think is sad!Oh, Randall the VandalWhy do you act so bad?I'm going to hoist your T-shirt up the old flag poleOh, that's not cool!I'm going to flush your homework down the toilet bowl!Oh, that's not cool!(repeat REFRAIN)I'm going to ring your number and then hang upOh, that's not cool!I'm going to go to prison when I grow upThat is SO not cool!(repeat refrain)