Paul Austin Kelly - The Crazy Mind Of The Farmer Lyrics
“Hey farmer, hey farmer!Is Little Rock nearby?I got some business down in Little RockGot to be there by and by.”“Ain't no little rocks 'round hereI got boulders comin' out my ears.”Well, that's the crazy, crazy mind of the farmer.“Hey farmer, hey farmer!How'd your ‘tater crop turn out?Did they turn out big and dirtyIn plentiful amounts?”“Why, they didn't turn out at allSal and I had to dig'em out one and all.”That's the crazy, crazy mind of the farmer.“Hey farmer, hey farmer!You know, your roof leaks like a sieve.If you got some time to give to mendingWell, now's the time to give.”“What the deuce are you about?Why, can't you see it's raining out?You must think that I'm a fool of a farmer.”“Hey farmer, hey farmer!I need to know the reason whyIf you won't fix it when it's rainingWhy don't you fix it when it's dry?”“Why, you're a bigger fool, my friend,My roof would not be leaking then.”And that's the crazy, crazy mind of the farmer.“Hey farmer, hey farmer!I'll be on my way again,But when I'm passing by next FridayI'll probably drop in.”“Just keep passin' by, my friend,And when you reach the lake, why, then drop in!”That's the crazy, crazy mind of the farmer.
