Pluto Shervington - Your Honour Lyrics
Oh lord, anybody see my trial grieves for IWhy lord I was badly beaten, found by loved onesBattered by an irate husbandSearching for a man that wasn't I.When we reached the court we garn inside,The hand of justice shall presideOver this case the trial shall begin.Your Honour I was inside de closetMinding I and I own business.Your Honour it was a complete strangerCausing these disturbances.Him claims of me touching him wifeWhich is a wicked and awful lieMe two hands 'em was occupiedMe shirt's in me leftAnd me pants in me rightMe hand 'em was occupiedMe shirt's in me leftAnd me pants in me rightDear Judge, can this court accept my story from me heart?Why Judge,if by chance you don't believe this taleAsk him why she will not fail to agree I was a better man than he.Just in case she refuse to answer,ask de maidDownstairs, AgathaShe gonna be glad to testify for me.I tell him,Your Honour, I was inside de closetMindin' I and I own businessYour Honour, it was a complete strangerCausing these disturbancesHim claims I'm a touching him wifeWhich is a wicked an awful lieMe two hand 'em was occupiedMe shirt's in me leftAnd me pants in me rightMe hand 'em was occupiedMe shirt's in me leftAnd me pants in me rightSilence silenceDear corporal,As you lock me in this prison pray for IPlease corporal,Please don't leave me here to wonderWhy de court has made dis blunderGrabbed me for a crime that wasn't fair,Corporal when you goin to send me dinnerSend your mother or your sisterOne more day of this I cannot bear.Hear me now...Your Honour I was inside de closetMinding I and I own business.Your Honour it was a complete strangerCausing these disturbances.Him claims of me touching him wifeWhich is a wicked and awful lieMe two hands 'em was occupiedMe shirt's in me leftAnd me pants in me rightMe hand 'em was occupiedMe shirt's in me leftAnd me pants in me right
