Potter Puppet Pals - My Name Is (Hermione And Ron) Lyrics
Hermione:My name is HermioneAnd I am the bestYes, I'm unpleasant and whinyBut I ace every testAnd though I am committedTo honing my IQMy friends, they are dimwitted,And I only have the twoRon:My name is Ron WeasleyAnd I'm also the bestI cry rather easilyAnd I'm your love interestWe're going to get marriedWhat do you think of that?My best man will be Harry andYour bridesmaid will be your cat (probably)Hermione:Though I find it depressingThat you're my only option,If you are, I'm stressingTo settle for adoptionMy kids shall not be taintedBy your ugly ginger faceNor shall we get aquatintedAny further then first baseRon (spoken):What's first base?Hermione (spoken):Eye contact.Ron (spoken):Sexy!Ron:Hermione, you're so lovelyI shiver and I shakeEven when you shove meInto the Great LakeAnd when you hold me underWith your dainty footIf you were any hotterI would turn to sootHermione (spoken):I wish the rest of you would turn to soot.Ron (spoken):Come on, Hermione, you're not that hot, honestly.[ALTERNATELY]Ron (spoken):Soot is a funny word!Hermione (spoken):You know what else is a funny word?Ron (spoken):What?Hermione (spoken):I hate you.Ron (spoken):[laughs] You make me laugh, Hermione!
