Psychostick - Obey The Beard Lyrics
Mustache? No Sideburns? NoGoatee? Maybe Beard? BEARD!Do you feel alone? Do you feel neglected?Not doing to well with the ladies?Well I've got the solution for you!Low self esteem? GROW A BEARD!Afraid to follow your dreams?Are you lonely and sad?You wanna look good in plaid?Are you working out?Did your car break down?Ice caps melting?Are you stuck in the middle of nowhereAnd need to make an important phone callBut the battery's deadAnd you can't find an outlet to plug in your charger?GROW A BEARD!Grow the beard, feed the beardBrush the beard, manscape the beardStroke the beard, love the beardFear the beard, OBEY THE BEARD!OBEY THE BEARD BEHOLD THE BEARDACCEPT THE BEARD RESPECT THE BEARD.Impress your date with your beardEat a steakChop down treesCrush your enemiesCatch a fishRound house kickTroll the netChia pet? Ch-ch-ch-Chia beardDrive a truckTry your luckArm wrestleTeenage Mutant Ninja BeardPet the doggieI pledge allegiance to the beardCan't grow a beard? Then BUY A BEARD!Do you have a beard? THEN GROW MORE BEARD!"You need to shave this thing!"SHUT UP GRANDMA GROW A BEARD!Defend the beard, drink to the beardCause beards are good and scruff!I was so empty and lost inside till I grew you(till you grew me)I put my faith in my facial hair to get me throughWell I can defy the odds again and againWith you on my chin (I'm on your chin)With every moment you grow closer and closer to my heart.Do you take this beard to be your lawfully wedded beard for bearder or forWorse, in scruffiness and in beard till shave do you part? I beard.Abe Lincoln had a beardZZ Top EPIC beardsDimebag Darrel METAL beardChuck Norris KICKASS beardNumber one make it beardChewbacca IS a beardSanta Claus Jesus Christ GOD has a beard.
