Rachel Proctor - If That Chair Could Talk Lyrics
Imitation Leather, Pink NaughydeTwo-Inch Tear Down The Left-Hand SideCame From Daddy's Pocketknife, That Wasn't My FaultMoved Along With Us Everywhere We WentNo Matter Where We Lived It Always Fit InKinda Like Our Next Of Kin If That Chair Could TalkMy Little Brother, Billy, Broke His Left HandJumpin' Off The Arm Like SupermanWith My Grandma's Old Red Afghan Tied Around His NeckIt's Where At Least A Thousand Books Were ReadOur Siamese Cat Made It Her BedIt Even Heard An "I Thee Wed"When Sister Married In The Living RoomTo That Phillips Boy From Just Down The BlockIf That Chair Could TalkMama Bought It In A Yard Sale In '65It Was Daddy's Favorite Chair After He RetiredSurvived All Of That And A Kitchen FireSmoke Stains Rubbed Right OffWhere I Spent A Million Hours Talking On The PhoneIt Was My Favorite Spot To Polish My ToesSomething Mama Didn't Know If That Chair Could TalkFrom Leave It To Beaver To The Brady BunchChicken Noodle Soup To Captain CrunchTv Dinners To Sunday Lunch, And Movies Late At NightBrother Tippin' Me Backwards Until I ScreamedHe'd Get In trouble For Being So MeanAnd When He Told Mama That He'd Joined The MarinesIt's Where She Sat Down In ShockThe Good, The Bad, It's Seen It AllIf That Chair Could TalkIt Caught My Tears, Held Me Up When I Felt BadIt Calmed My Fears, It's Good To Keep A Friend Like ThatIt Hid The Ice Cream Money For Hot Summer DaysIt Listened While I practiced For My High School PlayAnd All The Times It Heard Me Pray When Things Were Going RoughIt's Where Bobby Baker Gave Me My First KissMama Came In And Nearly Had A FitIt Has Footprints Of My Life All Over ItWe've Been Through A LotThe Good, The Bad, It's Seen It AllIf That Chair Could TalkImitation Leather, Pink NaughydeTwo-Inch Tear Down The Left-Hand Side
