Randy Stonehill - Ramada Inn (live) Lyrics
NORTH OF THE BORDERWHERE THE CACTI IS SCARCE AND THINTHERE'S A PLACE WITHOUT MUCH TASTETHEY CALL RAMADA INNNOW RAMADA, IT IS A SPANISH NAMETHEY BROUGHT IT WITH THEM WHEN THEY CAMEAND THOUGH THE SPANISH HAVE GONE AWAYRAMADA INN IS HERE TO STAYChorusTHEY'RE LIKE A RASH UPON THE NATIONWHERE THE WEARY TRAVELER GETS TRAPPED ON VACATIONNO MATTER WHERE YOU ARE GOING OR WHERE YOU HAVE BEENYOU WON'T ESCAPE RAMADA INNLA LA LA WHAT A RIP-OFFTAKE A TIP OFF MELA LA LA...BridgeMEDIOCREIT'S IN THERE SOMEWHERE BETWEEN GOOD AND BADAND ONCE YOU LEAVEYOU WON'T QUITE BELIEVEWHAT AN AVERAGE TIME YOU'VE HADChorus 1THEY'RE LIKE A RASH UPON THE NATIONWHERE THE WEARY TRAVELER GETS TRAPPED ON VACATION"HECK, YEAH, HI THERE, THIS IS ROBERT BOBHERE AT THE RAMADA INN LOUNGELISTEN, *****CATS, I WANT YOU TO DRINK UP AND STICK AROUNDBECAUSE I'M GOING TO BE PLAYING ALL YOUR A.M. FAVE RAVESI KNOW YOU LIKE TO DISCO DOWN TOHEY, COME ON "BANG, BANG", I GOT A LINE ON YOU, YOU PARTY ANIMALSHEY, A LITTLE LATER ON, TRY THAT SALAD BAR, IT'S SIMPLY EXQUISITE, O.K.HEY, I'VE GOT TWENTY-FIVE BIG, BEAUTIFUL SHOWS FOR YOU, DON'T YOU KNOWI'M GOING TO BE HERE FROM, OH, FOUR O'CLOCK THIS AFTERNOON UNTIL I'M A MUCH OLDER INDIVIDUAL."NO MATTER WHERE YOU ARE GOING OR WHERE YOU HAVE BEENWHERE YOU ARE GOING OR WHERE YOU HAVE BEENCHA, CHA, CHA, YOU WON'T ESCAPE RAMADA INNLA LA LA IT'S REALLY STINKOTHAT'S WHAT I THINKOLA LA LANORTH OF THE BORDERTHE BORDER, THE BORDERNORTH OF THE BORDERTHE BORDER, THE BORDEROY