Ray Stevens - It's Me Again Margaret Lyrics
well, there once was a feller named willard mcVaneand he only had just one thought on his brainevery evening about midnight he'd sneak off aloneand call the same lady on a pay telephone'it's me again, margaret...(evil laughter)hello, is this margaret?you don't know me, margaret, but i know you.'well, this upset the lady and it gave her the bluesso she called up the police, said 'what shall i do?'the chief of detectives came round to her homeand eavesdropped upon them on her upstairs phone'it's me again, margaret...(evil laughter)hello, is this margaret?margaret, i know it's you, margaretare you *****?(more evil laughter)'well, they called up ma bell and they traced him on downto a funky old phone booth on the outskirts of townit was there that the vice squad with their field glasses readthe lips of that amorous man as he said'it's me again, margaret...(evil laughter)hello? Is this...is this margaret?(evil laughter)i know it's you, margareti bet you can't guess what i'm doing...'well, they cuffed him and dragged him to the station downtownand they allowed him one phone call 'fore the jailer came roundhe wet his chapped lips and he cleared his young throatthen he dialed the telephone and softly he spoke'it's me again, margaret...(evil laughter)they got me, margaretyou ain't going to miss me, margaret, i know thatbut i'll miss you(more evil laughter)and when i get out, margareti'm going to come over there with an egg beaterand a live chicken, and some peach preserves!we'll have a good old time, marga
