Redman - Jersey Yo Lyrics
Yo yo yoOnce upon a time up in Jersey, Yo!Ha ha, I damn near had to wreck a hoeYo, I knocked on her do', "Who is it?"Ha ha, it's Funk Doc here to pay a little visit to yaI heard them niggaz in The Bricks get smoked a lotI heard them niggaz out in Brooklyn get smoked a lotI heard them niggaz all Uptown get smoked a lotI heard them niggaz out in Queens get smoked a lotYo, yo yoI smoke your buddha to the last drop like I was MaxwellIf blunts came in degrees, call me a blackbeltI'm worldwide chinky, ? dog with chrome inkiesChicken ridin shottie and she boost ALL her dickieThis is your brain, this is my tape on drugsIf your lame ass can't feel it, then your cord unpluggedPPP smoked your weed, ain't nobody aroundYou just got clowned for a whole half a pound, check it out, nowI do a lot of stupid shit when I be smokinOne time I left my truck runnin in Brooklyn WIDE OPENI forget who I call, ask for Nia (R - "Hello, can I talk to Nia?")and it's Tonya (G - "NIA?!", R - "Oh shit!")Click over (R - "Whassup *****?".. "Oh, hi momma!")Yo, when I'm on stage rhymin I forget what state that I'm inThe *****es numbers I lost, my Baby Momma find emI played the lottery, forty million that dayI probably won the mother*****er but I forgot that I played!Yo yo yoOnce upon a time up in Jersey, Yo!Ha ha, I damn near had to wreck a hoeYo, I knocked on her do', "Who is it?"Hah, it's Funk Doc here to pay a little visit to yaI heard them niggaz up in Cali get smoked a lotAll them niggaz in Atlanta get smoked a lotI heard them niggaz in Virginia get smoked a lotI heard them niggaz in Rhode Island get smoked a lotAiyyo-yo, yoWhen I get high I start throwin water in the crowdBattle MC's off the top, slaughterin a childDetroit call it Ganz, Miami call it KripNo matter what you call it, it be peelin back my shit!Aiyyo Cali niggaz got Bomb -- that same Bombmade me forget my momma's birthday and it's tattoed on my armI misplace my Lex keys everytime I be zee'd upI was caught puttin Christmas trees up, and it was Easter!Do y'all mother*****ers feel high tonight?Knowin y'all niggaz shouldn't drive tonight?Yo, however the plan go, close the Caravan do'So we can all dye and get high off of secondhand smokeBrick City got the Pep, empty out your Black N' MildsSmokin the L with Doc earn Frequent Flyin MilesI flew around the planet with my weed tucked inI need to go to E.O. rehab, and sign my stankin ass in!Yo yo YO!Once upon a time up in Jersey, Yo!Ah-hah, I damn near had to wreck a hoeYo, I knocked on her do', "Who is it?"Yo, it's Funk Doc here to pay a little visit to yaI heard them niggaz in The Bronx get smoked a lotI heard them niggaz up in Yonkers get smoked a lotI heard them niggaz in Chi-Town get smoked a lotI heard them niggaz in Detroit get smoked a lotLot, lot, lot, lotYo, yo, yo, yoYo.. mother*****erDon't ***** around in The Bricks mother*****erRats'll whoop your ass over there mother*****erNigga got so much Backyard Boogie over therethe seeds'll kill you mother*****er, yeah!Chickenheads'll rob you over there mother*****erSucker ass mother*****erGet the ***** on out of hereYo light that shit here!(We gon' take you out, on W ***** All Y'all radio)
