Richard O'Brien - *****in' In The Kitchen Lyrics
Dear blenderOh won't you help a first offenderOh, toasterDon't you put the burn on meRefrigerator, why are we always sooner or later*****in' in the kitchen or crying in the bedroom all nightDear knife drawerNow won't you help me to face life moreOh, trashcanDon't you put the dirt on meOh percolator, why are we always sooner or later*****in' in the kitchen or crying in the bedroom all nightEverything used to be OKBut I've been hadAnd Brad, I'm glad to say, is on his wayMicro-digital awaker, why are we always sooner or later*****in' in the kitchen or crying in the bedroom all nightShower curtainOh won't you help me to be certainOh, toothpasteDon't you put the squeeze on meDepilitator, why are we always sooner or later*****in' in the kitchen or crying in the bedroom all nightTell me spectator, why are always sooner or later*****in' in the kitchen or crying in the bedroom all night!